I'm not alone in this hobby. A Sam's Club checker once asked me outright when she was baffled at my order: 4.5 pounds of Kraft grated parmesan cheese and three pounds of prunes. In that case, the two were unconnected; prunes and parmesan are staple foodstuffs here at the rookery, and we happened to run out at the same time.
The order that lady behind me unloaded onto the conveyor belt today required no explanation:
- Children's Tylenol with Fever Reducer
- Pedialyte (2 bottles)
- Fifth of vodka