Sunday, November 23, 2003

Party Favors...

Do you want to see the difference between Republicans and Democrats? Check out their respective gift shops.

Click here for the Democrats
Click here for the Republicans

The Democrats seem to have better prices on comparable items (about $4 cheaper on a baseball cap, for instance), but the Republicans seem to go in for a higher class of merchandise (e.g. the Swarovski crystal elephant). Also, the Republicans seem to be your only choice for golf equipment and sculptures to accent the top of your door hinges, but the Democrats have scented candles and an entire section called "fun stuff."

I may have mentioned here before that I think that political parties are the worst thing that happened to American government. Nonetheless, you can learn a lot about the parties by taking a peek at the tawdry wares the hawk.

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