The floral department of the grocery store looks like someone vomited a gut full of desperation between the produce and baked goods. For goodness sake, they're selling potted orchids in Ohio where it is 27 degrees out. Masses of roses, the likes of which are not seen outside Pasadena on New Year's, sprawl all over the aisles. With all those hearts, I had to double check that I was at the market, not a cardiac ward. Balloons, teddy bears, chocolates, those nasty Necco wafer conversation hearts--oh, what lengths guys will go to.
Note to the guys: while lingerie makes a nice gift, don't mistake it for a gift for her.
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