Friday, September 29, 2006

News I couldn't make up

Millions of anchovies beach themselves in Spain

So far, workers have cleaned up more than three tons of juvenile anchovies that inexplicably beached themselves in northern Spain. Now, all we need is eighty or ninety tons of romaine, a tanker truck of worcestershire sauce and a couple hundred thousand coddled eggs and we're well on our way to the world's largest caesar salad.

Wouldn't "Beached Anchovies" make a great name for a band?

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