Gotta Love Scientific Achievement

We have phones that take pictures, MP3 players that record all of our notes to self, and that wonderful 5-in-1 tool that combines a putty knife, paint scraper, caulk remover, nail puller and hammer. All this multipurposing, yet our pastries have remained curiously mono-functional--until now. Scientists have taken all the goodness of two cups of coffee and a doughnut and eliminated the messy liquid component to arrive at the Swiss Army Knife of nutritionally negligible breakfast foods: the caffeinated doughnut.