Squirrel Goes on Rampage, Injures 3
The squirrel rampage was finally brought to an end when a 72-year-old man beat the squirrel to death with his crutch. At first, one might be tempted to think that a squirrel that can be taken down by an elderly man with at least one bad leg should not be considered much of a threat, but bear in mind that the squirrel got good bites in on three people first. More importantly, the news will spread through squirreldom, and once they get it into their rodent heads that they can pull something like this off, they won't be content with the nuts we leave in the bird feeders.
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