Oiling away sin -- 1800 block of Washington Way, Longview - Longview police checked out a report of a man pouring something on the road late Tuesday night. The man identified himself as a pastor and told police he was dumping olive oil on the ground to cleanse the area of sinful ways. He told them it is a proven way to stop criminal activity. Police advised him of his potential civil responsibility if someone should slip on the oil.
Don't let that one bounce around inside your head for too long, or your brain might explode.
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