Frequent What Card?

I enjoy frequent buyer programs. My Starbucks card is especially fun because I make coffee runs for my entire office, keeping all the punches for their multiple $4 iced mochas on my card while only paying for the $1.70 iced coffee out of my own pocket. In addition to "buy 9 Starbucks drinks, get one free," my wallet is stocked with punch cards from Papa Murphy's Pizza, Holland Laundry, and The Body Shop.

I've had punch cards for everything from sandwiches to pantyhose, but I wasn't ready for the announcement from Pfizer that they were getting into the punch card game. Through this website here, you can sign up for a frequent-buyer card from the drug maker. The promo: buy 6 prescriptions for Viagra, get the 7th free.

There are so many inappropriate jokes I could make right here, I wouldn't know where to start.

(Thanks to Elie for the tip-off on this one)