Not Quite Goldilocks

A woman in Arnold, Pennsylvania, came home to find--you guessed it--someone had been sleeping in her bed, and he's still there! So was his alleged cocaine or cocaine-like powder and chunky stuff that may or may not have been crack.

Now, if I were to come home and find someone I did not know asleep in my bed, my first reaction would not be to try to wake him up. I might, say, call the police first and let them wake him up. Then again, that's just me. Apparently, women handle sleeping intruders somewhat differently in Arnold, Pennsylvania.