During my first trip to a mall after moving to Omaha, Nebraska, I found myself a bit thirsty. Off I went in search of an Orange Julius stand. In my world up to then, no self-respecting mall was without an Orange Julius stand.
I was proven horribly and publicly wrong. I went through six apartments in two states, all without access to the trademarked orange juice smoothies. Four months ago, we moved away from Toledo to another Julius-impaired region. Fast-forward to yesterday, when I went back to Toledo to take care of some business. Wasting some time at the local mall, what did I see but a huge sign, "Coming Soon: Orange Julius."
As I try to keep this blog PG-13, I will not recount exactly what I said then.
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