That Explains A Few Things

I just Googled "Boneless chicken wing" (one of the few searches that doesn't come up with links to women in varying stages of undress). It seems that most allegedly boneless wings are actually standard-issue chicken meat formed into a vaguely winglike shape, breaded, then smothered in spicy sauce. So a boneless wing is less of a wing and more of a tarted up chicken nugget. I haven't seen food PR this good since the ready-to-microwave potato.