Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time

Since Sonja was meowing and pawing at my leg with her two declawed paws, picking her up just seemed to be the thing to do. Unfortunately, as soon as all four paws--including the two rear ones that are still armed with claws--cleared the floor, Chessie snuck up and freaked her out. Not a good situation for soft tissues. Elie says that I look like I tried to commit suicide with a bunny. All this less than a week before the comic book convention. I'm going to look like Princess Leia from the hair up, and from the elbows down, I'll look like I got stuck in a Cuisinart.