Bad Things Come In Threes

And let's hope, for the Boy Scouts of America's sake, it's only in threes. In the past week, 300 boy scouts had to be treated for heat-related illnesses, four scoutmasters were electrocuted in a freak tent pole/power line accident, and a fifth scoutmaster and one scout were killed and five others injuried by a lightning strike. It's starting to look like the universe has something against males in tan shirts.