Random Thoughts at Random Times

I hadn't noticed until today that the back of the exam room door at my doctor's office has the emergency exit route map. You'd think with the amount of time they leave you in there to disrobe (that time of year again), I would have noticed everything. Of course, after that, all I could think about as I lay there wearing naught but a glorified cocktail napkin and the Jaws of Life was, "This would be the worst time for the fire alarm to go off."