I'm in charge of the "on the day you were born" section of my new niece's baby book.
Emilia was born on the day I got the following:
-a campaign solicitation for a defunct political campaign
-my first Tony Packos hot dog and deep-fried pickle, at the original Tony Packos.
-a flat tire
-multivitamins
-the urge to throttle an entire Girl Scout troop selling cookies inside the mall as if they were at the Cairo bazaar, by yelling "Girl Scout cookies, $3 a box!" every 15 seconds.
None of that really fits in the context of a baby book. I'm just glad the top movie this week wasn't The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or something like that.
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