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A panda walks into a deli and orders a sandwich. When he's done, he pulls out a gun, squeezes off a couple rounds, and heads for the door.
"What did you do that for?" the manager asks.
"I'm a panda."
"I don't see what that has to do with anything."
"Look it up," the panda says as he walks out.
The manager calls the paramedics for the guy the panda winged, then flips through his encyclopedia (doesn't every deli have an encyclopedia set?). Sure enough, there it is. "Panda: eats, shoots and leaves."
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