I'll Have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Xanax, and Spam

My spam seems to come in subject matter cycles. Some times, I get a lot of home-loan messages--I've been tempted to see what kind of rate I can get to refinance my apartment--while other times the spam has subject lines I will not discuss further in the interest of keeping Penguin Perspectives PG-rated. For some reason, the spammers lately seem to think I am in need of pharmaceuticals. I got a message today with the subject line "Hate the doctor's office? You have another option to get those meds." Yep, I'm sure it's an irrational fear of medical professionals that drives people to buy prescription drugs from "shrinkage4108@monnsid.com."