When Did God Get An Advertising Budget

For the last three weeks, every Friday, a direct mail circular has arrived in our mailbox addressed to "Dear Neighbors" from 10:35 Community Church, exhorting me to join them for lively worship conveniently located at a local elementary school. This week's slogan: "Get nine holes in and still make it on time. We don't start until 10:35." So, if I'm reading that correctly, the main benefit of this church is that they've managed to arrange services so that professing one's beliefs won't come at the expense of shaving a few strokes off your game. That whole pesky religious devotion thing shouldn't inconvenience one's weekend.