A Joke?...

More about my trip later, but I am compelled to point out, since Brittany Spears seems confused: a chicken in your briefcase is a joke. A whoopie cushion in the sofa is a joke. A duck walks into a pharmacy, asks for some chapstick and says "put it on my bill" is a joke. Anything that starts with "a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar" is a joke. Getting married is not a joke.